Khaak-e-Shaayari

[Ramu Mutt]

The famous funny poetry that JAM is famous for. The more wacky the better. Cook up your own sher aur shaayari and post them up here on the Khaak-e-Shayari group.

[Ashutosh Jha]

Zamaane se chupkar teree tasweer bathroom me laga rakhi hai
har ghadee tera deedar ho isliye julaab ki goli khaa rakhii hai....!!

[sid]

Continuing my Engineering-o-shayari (written many days ago), Now sharukh khan ki khichai...
(Sing to the tune of Tujhe Dekha toh yeh jaana Sanam)

Tujhe dekha toh yeh jaan sanam,
Engineering hoti hai difficult sanam,
Ab yaha se kaha jaye hum,
Engineering karte mar jaye hum...

Books meri, exam hai tere,
Paper mera, copy teri

mera hai kya, sab kuch tera
Exam teri, marks bhi tere

meri aankhon mein aansoo tere aa gae
muskuraane lage saare ajubaju jan

Tujhe dekha toh yeh jaan sanam,
Engineering hoti hai difficult sanam,
Ab yaha se kaha jaye hum,
Engineering karte mar jaye hum...

[sid]

Sing to the tune of Kuch kuch hota hai

Tum paasse aye, Tum paasse aye
Yun Muskurayee, Tum nena jane kya
Sapne de khaye, Aabto mera dil
Jaane ka sota hai, Kya karoon ha ye Kuch nahi atta hai(Repeat again)

NaJaane kaisa yeh saal hai
pata nahi hai, kya syllabus hai
Kya saja es Engineering kya
Mujpe madam, Chaane laga
Koina Jaane, Kyun neend udti Hai
Kya Karoon haye, Kuch Nahi Atta Hai

Tum paasse aye, Tum paasse aye
Yun Muskurayee, Tum nena jane kya
Sapne de khaye, Aabto mera dil
Jaane ka sota hai, Kya karoon ha yeKuch nahi atta hai

[NC-nitro...]

woh raat ko aati hain...
hum ko tarpati...
ek gaana gun gunati hain...
hum ko chen se sone nehi deti hain...
dil mein chubhti rehti hain...
yeh aap nehi chaadni...
yeh toh ek macchar hai...

[Aditya Kulkarni]

Swine's coming at ur place
Dude, better give chase
Keep running from the pinky pork
Or take revenge, bring out ur forks

All u folks out there, beware
Of the ruddy, jolly things we share
A mutant strain of chicken flu
Oh horrors! the things it'll do to u...

Eyes pop out, ur blood goes black
It's time to hit the sack
Never before was it so bad
Not eating pork makes me sad

And now the world's at an end
Near n far, dying's a trend
Gonna make humanity pass out cold
And the chicks n porks r gonna rule the world...

[Aditya Kulkarni]

You look like an angel, you look like a star
Crap! Think I've gone too far...
You visit my dreams, eat crabs and mice
Whee..woo...now ain't that nice!

Far in the city, deep down the drain
It's that time of the year, again
When you drink n fall into the watery sludge
You guessed it right, I had a grudge...

Talk to me, of the night we met
When I'd come over and bit ur pet
None cud've guessed wht happened then
Ooh my, the dog held a pen!

And now as I sleep writing this absurd song
Think of you, all night long
You visit my dreams, now dressed as a witch
And your pet still talks of the next door bitch!