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Good morning Tuesday! Ah! Not such a good morning for all those youngsters busted last night, though. Yes, yet another high profile drug bust at the 'Bombay 72 Degrees East' pub thanks to Kiran Hundal and Afzal Khan (Adarsh Samaj Sevak Sangh - NGO). They've been applauded for their… Continue

My friend, has an online girlfriend, who is also his cellphone girlfriend, but he has not seen her in real life, so she isn't officially his real life girlfriend.

My friend's online girlfriend, who is also his cellphone girlfriend, but not his real life girlfriend since he hasn't seen her yet, is two timing him, with his friend, whom she calls daily, on the sly.

His friend, whom she calls daily on the sly, went to meet her today, even before he could meet her, so he is unhappy.

His friend, wh… Continue

One bright sunny morning, Nicholas Stoller (co-writer of the famous Hollywood comedy ‘Fun with Dick and Jane’) woke up and thought to himself, ‘Why don’t I do something stupid today?’. Thus, “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” exists.

Composer Peter Bretter’s (Jason Segel) television star girlfriend, Sarah Marshall (Kristen Bell) walks in and ends their FIVE YEAR LONG relationship, leaving Jason to fall flat on his face.

Later, he flies off to Hawaii and checks into the same goddamn hotel as Sarah and… Continue

A translation for all those, who cannot read Hindi in English - Our daughter scored the highest in her college (OK, that wasn't a direct, accurate translation, but I'm just trying to get the message across).

Every 'saas bahu' drama, every colorful Bollywood product, even stupid advertisements on television show daughters that "topped in their exams" or "scored highest in the state" or even in the country for that matter. Yet, the daughter has lovely black silky hair, flowing down her back, a ho… Continue

Warning: This post is not remotely related to modems, remote access, oxygen or any Schwarzenegger movie. Its about me! I AM THE ANTI-CONCENTRATOR! (loud evil music in the background, accompanied by thunder and lightning) All me, and only me - got it? Good, now read ahead..

Every time I open a book, that has anything to do with, what I will have to write on a sheet of paper in a tense environment some seven months from now (read: exam), I transform from a 'decently capab… Continue