Highlight of the day: Not Working

Madhur Bandarkar has done it again. He has made a clichéd realistic movie.

As you already know, Fashion is not about fashion at all, but about the travails of supermodels and all the sacrifices and compromises, they have to do to get to the top.

As you already know, Fashion portrays the crude brutality of the Fashion industry and the dismal life of models in this industry.

As you already know, Fashion is a stereotypical life-is-not-beautiful movie.

As you already know, all the male fashion d… Continue

MTV’s PR comprises of pretty girls who like to fawn over their “cool” office in front of press.
MTV’s VJs are hot “dudes” and “dudettes” who like to throw attitude at unsuspecting strangers who cross their paths.
MTV Channel is universally disliked by everyone including MTV people themselves.

The only thing MTV is good at is making hilarious, witty and creative fillers for their channel and after watching their almost-successful attempt at spoofing one of the widely acclaimed Bollywood movies o… Continue

Planet Earth bears the burden of countless fat, if not obese, people without so much as a groan, or maybe it does groan, maybe the earthquakes around the planet are trying to tell us something. Maybe the seismic scales need to be equipped with cryptographic cards to convert the deep grunts and movements from the deepest bowels of earth into more popular and universally accepted language, Marathi. Maybe I am just trying to impress Raj Thackeray so he won’t fling me and my brethren out of this tin… Continue

Today is a landmark day in the field of technology in India with the release of iPhone that is equipped with 3G technology which makes twice as faster than the existing phones! Wow, now you can call up more people than you already do and waste even more money. Sadly, the remarkable phone is priced at 31,000. Sad indeed, since the poverty stricken population of India now can’t afford it and this chunk of population works out to almost the whole of India.

Since the realization dawned on the manuf… Continue

I have had an unfortunate fate to be acquainted with quite a lot of boys. Boys, or men, have this insatiable urge to make conversations that purely revolve around their own lives and themselves. It’s utterly impossible for girls to so much as open their mouths with the intent of saying something in the presence of a man who is talking. The only time you can open your mouth, in the presence of a man who is talking, is when you desperately want to yawn for obvious reasons, which in normal circumst… Continue