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We at JAM carry the junta’s favourite posters in every issue. So this time we were carrying METALLICA.

Now I had made the poster and had put the logo of THE METALLICA CLUB in the background as a watermark.

What followed was so stupid that you must know about it.

The print file of the poster was ready to go when this guy in office who is a self-proclaimed God of Music, threw a fit on it.

His problem “ What the hell ya! How can we put the Metallica Club, the band is not called The Metallica Cl… Continue

The movie has got 3 stars on an average. One star cos it's a movie by Shyam Benegal, one more cos if you don't give this star to the movie, people will think you can never match the intelligence of Shyam Benegal. The third star is actully for good performances and a few comedy scenes that let you sit through the movie.

Before everyone concludes that I'm stupid to not understand that the movie gives us an insight into the world of Indian villages, I'd like to say I understand that. But what I do… Continue

I wonder what will happen. Today I asked Anurag in office who is 18 and what he thinks about the whole thing goin on in the Parliament and whom does he support.

Answer “What’s going on? I don’t care.”

Neither did I. I didn’t know any of this till last night. But I found out and the more there was to know, the more I felt how important it is for me to know coz it affects me directly.

Imagine if elections happen and BJP comes to power. Imagine them putting religious rules. Imagine them banning… Continue

That is not just a number. It's a mission. It's a mission to irritate the hell outta you. It's a mission to haunt you. It's a mission by the dog all of you find cute. But he is a no.1 harami.

I'm talking about a call one gets from this vodafone number. You don't recognise the number so you pick up. And on the other side is the song that is playing everywhere else except for 'French High Commission' - " Kabhi kabhi aditi zindagi mein koi kabhi achha lagta hai etc etc".

You forget. Then the next… Continue

This is a full page ad in Bombay Times.

You are wondering who is Chintan Upadhyay. If he is delivering in an art gallery, he is an artist, actually a painter.

Is it just me or this guy is totally unpopular and having himself shot by Atul Kasbekar (who by the way, is famou… Continue