'TEST'- imonials

[Ankita]

This era can rightly be called as ORKUTERA (i.e.. ORKUT-ERA).,infact we can also have a whole lot of some countries which can be together called as "ORKUTISTAN" , imagine where all the orkut-maniacs are going to have is a room ( just for sake of it) and a computer with net connection for survival.

Earlier it was "ROTI,KAPDA AUR MAKAAN" now it is " ROTI,KAPDA,MAKAAN AUR ORKUT "

orkuters or watever they are called as; are highly influenced , interested , motivated by various facilities or say features of orkut. one such feature is "testimonials", needless to explain this word, I really dont understand, why some people likes to get testify by others?, how does that makes a difference ?. The fact lies here ki the more you have them in your profile the more dude or duddee you are.and yeahh..I admit that I too have to commonly/compulsively/obsessively write it for some friends.(but,it dosent really matter to me if they write about me or not)...so after writing many of cliche testimonials like .....

"a real good person at heart , a great friend. smart, cute and dynamic personality, very caring and loving and blah..blah..blah.."

Dude , if these really are the qualities of most of tha people in the world ( considering the fact that we have so many orkut users) then why dont we have a "utopian" world?..but then thats a different issue..

So when a friend asked me to write a testimonial for him and since I cant deny him..I thought of writing kuch " hatke" ,but yaa... A confession; I wrote such testi for 3 reasons :

1: To write something different.
2: I didnt wanted others to understand the testi
3: I am going to give GRE. ( barron's bhakt..you see)


so here it is...

i i hav been honoured again by having a chance of writing a testi for such a reverent personality.he is so benevolent n magnanimous to let me tune my writing skills by making me write testi's ovr testi's...(is it so,or its sumthng else ?)..bt ya..he is some of tat written in testi's below me n lot more tat i noe!
he is a consummate soul,an active folklore in cosmos.opulent,ignoble n baronial personage wid brobdingagian wherewithal,sooo propitious which cant b explained in articulateness.he is sometimes crotchety, bt a gnarly in fixins’. He is profoundly serendipitious. And is gonna adulate n revere me to counterbalance dis chunk of salvo. He is laden wid acumen which can b surmised from his causatum and am sure that this commemoration is gonna aggrandize his perspicuity manifolds.his sagacity can be accounted from thr fact that am his paramour. I have some more things like he has got entracting and ambrosial personality wid perfect combo of aphorism.in succinct a epigrammatist.i feel hollowed n empyreal to hav him in my longevity.

The reaction of my friend was really something worth knowing, he was shocked but yaa... didnt even bothered to find the meanings of all the words and FINALLY agrees that I am studying for my GRE exam, infact more than what is needed. He said " it was a bouncer" and he didnt even read it full as reading it was giving him inferiority complex and now he totally agrees with my parents who always says me ...

" beta, tera 1 screw dhilla tha toh bachpan mai hi gir gaya tha,bahut dhundha par nahi mila..jhadu bhi lagvai par kahi nahi mila....aur us vakhat paison ki kami ki vajah se kharid nahi payee islie tu aisi hi reh gayi"

[DnOvA]

lolz...that was spectacular...Nice way to keep testimonial seekers at bay:P

[Ankita]

why?

[CruciFire]

i am speechless...