Naughty naughty Santa Claus...

[Ramu Mutt]

It's that time of the year when little teeny weeny children start going ballistic over old men with white beards and big red clothes.

However you will be surprised at how much trouble Santa Clauses are getting into these days. Santa and his elves of course.

For instance checkout this news item that you simply cannot make up even if you wanted to:

Microsoft has killed Santa Claus today, after an unsatisfactory attempt to restrain the North Pole-based jolly old elf from instant messaging children about oral sex.

Whoa! Please to click on the website of the excellent Register for the whole story with lovely details on how an online automated chat client started conversing with unsuspecting little kiddies about exotic love making techniques.

And that's not all.

Canada's post office and police are trying to track down a "rogue elf" who wrote obscene letters to children on behalf of Santa Claus, a newspaper reported on Friday.

Seriously people. Is nothing sacred any more? How twisted do you have to be to pain little children like that?

BTW I want an iPhone for Xmas. I know you hardly know me. But this could be a great new way to start.

[shalim]

yes. yes. rubbing salt on injury....... or rubbing........ well, anything. things have gone too far. today we have wal-marted karva chauth and pongal. what next? its not bad though. a lot vof new pseudo-party occassions have sprung up.

[Rahul]

"BTW I want an iPhone for Xmas. I know you hardly know me. But this could be a great new way to start."

Rubbing salt on injury! I mean I don't even hv a decent MP3 Player !!

Why doncya guys start some contest here , where the winner gets an iPHONE or iPOD?
Good idea I think. Hv a gr8T XMAS.

[CruciFire]

Damn..i think Santa was just trying to explain the concept of the 'North pole', i guess!! :D

btw, I want an iPhone too... sidin pls gather some more junta so that we cud put in a wholesale order to Santa-ji.. ;)

[Chetan Naidu]

jee i guess dat santa mst hav read The Da Vinci Code.....!!!!

[Ramu Mutt]

I agree. In fact things like Mother's Day, Father's Day and so on are pure Archies products...