I dare you to make less sense

[Idiotic Bandicoot]

ME: dude, my brain and i are two different things man...

Rana: You have a brain?

A: Ezzzzzzactly, they are two different entities man.

R: *kheeeekheee* XD

A: Dude...entities and titties are two different concepts.

R: Oh

A: May I Kontinue?

R: Yeah sure..........o0o0o0o0o hot chick!!!!

A: What didja call me?

R: Just pointing out man, and you give me a hard time when i don't..

A: OK man, as i was saying..SHIT!!! Train's here man, seeya tomorrow 6:33 local.

R: Sure

*gets on train*

Brain: hey, pssst, listen...

A: WHAT NOW?

B: Do you know when [insert random girls name her] birthday is?

A: Dont give a fuck man...*pause* no wait i do!!!!

B: So?

A: cant remember..*Ponders hard*

B:[heaven can wait] guess who's not getting laiaiaiaiaaid, not getting laiaiaiaiaaid, not getting laiaiaiaiaaid, not getting laiaiaiaiaaid[/heaven can wait]

A: Chupaye Iron Maiden ki aulaad..bata naa aisa mat kar...

B: What's in it for me?

A: Release of endorphins i guess *shrugs*

B:0o0o0o0o0o me likes...evil and schemeing that i am..its [insert random date here]

A: Now think of a gift.

B: Think f it yourself.

*next day*

A: I HATE MY BRAIN!!!! I wish i never had it!!!

R: You act like it anyway

A: hehe, not like that man...my brain is evil and schemeing while i barely ever give a fuck

R: WTF

A: check this

Brainwa>he remembers the 2nd time nazare milli anniversary of my 3rd check
Me>i have 3 chicks :O!!!
Brainwa> no you retard you dont own a chicken farm and with a fce like like yours we tend to go in sequence
Me> chup land fakir saala!! :S
Brainwa> you are so blissfully unaware of my physical limitations :|

R: dude its called a BRAIN for a reason

A: The creepiest part is ...it knows exactly what you're gonna do next!!

R: you demented-deranged-Old MAn, you need help